Loose Weight Jingle

My cousin, Meg and I made this poem up when we were about 15 years old, up in Canada:

"New border. New life.

No more strife.

We'll band the sweets

And the treats

Even though it's a feat.

Day and night we'll exercise

Until our hips and thighs

Are out of sight.

A minute on the lips

Forever on the hips.

Eat it today,

Wear it tomorrow.

You can never be too rich

Or too thin.

I don't mean maybe-

You can never be too rich

Or too thin.

Goodbye flubber.

You can never be too rich

Or too thin.

Oh Ya!