Pet Peeves for Fashion at Church

I have some major pet peeves when it comes to fashion and dressing for Church.  Here they are:
1.  Flip Flops-are we still at the beach?
2.  Wet Or Greasy Hair-no need to prepare ourselves for worship!?
3.  Jean Skirts-how casual can we get here?
4.  Skin Tight T-Shirts-they call them "Mod Bod"'s but I'm not so sure they are that modest...have you seen how tight those puppies are worn?
5.  Sandals on a Cold/Wet Day-how inappropriate!
6.  Gray, Ugly Hair-have you heard about the inexpensive hair colors you can get ANYWHERE for under $6.00?  Your dog could follow those simple instructions on how to color your hair!
7.  Skirts or  Dresses With Knee High's-how seriously ugly is that?
8.  Shorts, Pants, Beach Hats, Golf Shirts, etc...need I say anymore?
9.  Prom Dresses-along with the matching corsage...how tacky and inappropriate!  (And distracting)
10. Wrinkled Shirts on Men and Boys-how much effort does it take to heat up an iron?